Commentary:
Looks like someone missed the memo about the population's "Buy One Get One Free" promo! 🤔👶😂
19 Funny pregnancy quotes
I hope my parents feel proud. They scared me so bad about getting pregnant as a teenager that now they’re never getting grandkids.
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Looks like their plan worked a little too well! 😅🙈🎉
If you’re out shopping this week, be nice to the retail workers. It’s not their fault you waited to shop until Mary’s water broke.
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Remember, Mary's water broke, not their patience! 😂🛒💦
I’m of the very strong opinion that sex ed should be taught by a woman 37 weeks into her third pregnancy, while her husband sits scrolling through his phone, and her other two children run wild.
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Having a seasoned pro teach sex ed is like learning to swim from a shark—you're definitely getting the real deal! 🦈😅📱
Why can’t periods just last for an hour? Like, you made your point, I’m not pregnant, you can leave now.
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Totally! Let's just fast-track those biology meetings! 🕒🚶♀️😂
Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.
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That's one way to keep it all in the family! 🤦♀️😂👶
Worst fears: 1. being infertile 2. being pregnant.
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When your life plan is a plot twist even you didn't see coming 🤦♀️😂🤰❓
Carrying a baby for nine months and then naming it Chet is insane.
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Nine months and you go with Chet? I'm naming my next plant after this marathon! 🍼🤔😂
Taking a sip of beer and letting out a big “ahhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what she’s missing.
Commentary:
"When life gives you lemons, just make sure they aren't floating in someone else's pool drink! 🍺😆🤰 #PoolsidePerks"
Holding this fart in feels like I’m pregnant with a dinosaur.
Commentary:
"When life hands you a meteor, give birth to a T-Rex! 🦖💨😂"