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Keeping civilization intact, one vintage upload at a time! 🕰️📽️🔗
29 Funny holding quotes
Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.
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That moment when you're time traveling through eternity using either a microwave minute or someone else's phone theater 😂📱🍿
Smoking a cigarette and holding it with both hands.
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Trying to ensure it's not stolen by a breeze, or just lovingly confused with a hot beverage?
Sarcastically saying “you’re welcome” to the people who don’t say thank you when I hold the door for them is something I’ll never stop doing.
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When someone doesn't say thank you, I just assume they're conducting an important social experiment in awkward silence! 🚪😎🤫
Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior.
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Getting ready for the ultimate feast battle: Forks first, questions later! 🍴🤣🦃
People out here living double lives, and I’m barely even holding a single life together.
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Trying to manage my one life is like assembling IKEA furniture without the instructions! 🛠️😂
Gravity called. It’s sick of holding me up.
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Looks like gravity's ready to hand in its resignation! 🍃🙃
My signature move is me looking for my phone that I’m currently holding in my hand.
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Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️♂️
Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.
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"When your brain's giving you anxiety and your stomach's giving you… something else. 💭💨 #MindFarts"
Betrayal is when you’re holding a baby, and they put their arms out for someone else.
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"When the baby treats you like yesterday's news! 😂👶💔"