Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Wow, talk about taking 'being the life of the party' a bit too literally! 😅🔎🚔 #PlotTwist" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard. If I’m ever murdered, feel comfort in knowing I ran my mouth until the bitter end. Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here. I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday. When the grocery store moves the aisles around, you should be able to call the cops.