funny backyard quotes - Wordgag

I’m ready for a new relationship. My past is buried in the backyard, to fertilize the tomatoes.

May 21, 2026

I just finished cleaning the house for Thanksgiving, so if you’re looking for my family they’ll be in the backyard until Thursday.

May 20, 2026

I’ve reached the age where I just bought a bird bath for my backyard.

Mar 31, 2026

Everyone’s “the nicest guy ever” until the cops are in their backyard digging up several bodies.

Mar 30, 2026

People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Mar 28, 2026

I like to keep my wife guessing by walking around the backyard carrying a ladder and a chainsaw.

Mar 28, 2026

I like to scan my backyard every hour with a high power flashlight to let my neighbors know I won’t tolerate any weirdness around here.

Mar 26, 2026

I try to shoot all of my garbage into outer space, but usually it just lands in my neighbor’s backyard.

Mar 26, 2026