I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.

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"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"

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