Commentary:
Looks like I'm the last piece of "furniture" in need of a makeover! 🛋️😂🧹
14 Funny trash quotes
Being in a rich person’s house is so stressful. Like, why am I struggling to find the trash?
Commentary:
When the garbage has its own zip code 😅🗺️🏠
I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.
Commentary:
"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"
When I get filthy rich, I will stay humble by continuing to use grocery bags as bathroom trash bags.
Commentary:
"Who needs fancy designer trash bags when you've got an endless supply of humble grocery bags? 😂🛒💸 Stay down-to-earth, even when your pockets are overflowing with riches! ♻️🚽 #TrashyButClassy"
It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.
Commentary:
🌬️💨 Hold on to your hats, folks! This wind has no chill. Be careful out there, especially if you see your ex approaching like a tumbleweed in the storm! Who knew Mother Nature had a sense of humor too? 😂 #WeatherDrama
Toddlers are like puppies, they don’t care if they’re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.
Commentary:
Toddlers and puppies: masters of mess-making and trash can treasure hunting 🚮🐶 At least with puppies, you can blame it on their sense of smell!
Hear me out, a Q-Tip that doesn’t bounce out the trash can when you throw it away.
Commentary:
"Finally, a Q-Tip that sticks to the plan and doesn't bounce away like a rebellious basketball! 🏀🙉 Say goodbye to the great escape – Trash cans everywhere are breathing a sigh of relief! 🗑️😆"
You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.
Commentary:
"Driving tip of the day: apparently, the road to becoming a pro driver doesn't include hitting curbs and making trash cans nervous. 🚗💨 Who knew, right? Watch out, Formula 1, here comes the trash can demolition derby champ!"
Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.
Commentary:
"Parenting tip: Want to lose weight? Just have kids. You'll skip the gym and burn calories chasing after food scraps and discarded snacks all day! 🏃♂️💸🗑️ #ParentingStruggles #FloorFoodies"
Is this art or trash?
Commentary:
"Ah, the timeless debate: where some see art 🎨, others see trash 🗑️. It's all about perspective really – one person's masterpiece 💫 is another person's mess 🤔. Who's to say what's trash and what's treasure? 🤷♂️ Let the debate rage on! 🔥"