Commentary:
"When your cauliflower insists it's a T-bone, but it's clearly a florets-in-disguise 😂🥦🍖"
Funny vegan quotes
I’m busy watching the vegan couple next door arguing about the Big Mac wrapper I hid in their trash can.
Commentary:
"When your stealth skills are overcooked but the drama is well done! 🍔😂 #Whoopsie"
The toughest part of being a vegan is keeping it to yourself.
Commentary:
"Vegan superpower: the nearly impossible mission of staying silent about it! 🤫🥦😆"
I love how these vegans still drink water. That’s a fish’s house!
Commentary:
Well, it seems like even vegans can't resist crashing a fish's house party when it comes to water! I guess H2O is just too tempting to pass up, even if it means intruding on the aquatic community's humble abode. Just remember, fish – vegans are coming for a sip, so make sure to hide your seaweed snacks!
I just looked over at my new shoes and the box says “vegan”. I’ve never had to feed my other shoes before.
Commentary:
"Who knew shoes could be vegan too! 🤔🌱 Guess these kicks won't be asking for a snack anytime soon… Unless they develop a taste for tofu! 😂👟 #PlantPoweredFashion"
Everyone is celebrating my vegan Bolognese sauce. The secret ingredient is minced meat.
Commentary:
"Who says vegans can't have it all? 🌱🍝 Adding minced meat to vegan Bolognese is the ultimate plot twist! It's a culinary magic trick that leaves everyone scratching their heads… and licking their plates! 😂🤫 #VeganMeetsCarnivore"
Had salad for the third night in a row and now I get why you’re so angry, vegans.
Commentary:
"Looks like someone's experiencing the 'lettuce rage' syndrome! 🥗😂 Don't worry, you can always sneak in a burger for dessert! 🍔😉"
Vegan zombies be like: GRAINS!
Commentary:
"Watch out for those vegan zombies, they're definitely a-grain-storming their way through! 🌾🧟♂️ Better stock up on your quinoa and chia seeds to stay safe!"