What if instead of Big Mac it was Big Matt and he came out and said hello to you? Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"🤣🍔 'Hey, I'm Big Matt! Can I take your order… for friendship? 🤗💁♂️'" Related funny posts 🤝 If you don’t have at least one white friend named “Matt”, then you are Matt. Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you. I don’t “make friends”. I get adopted by extroverts and they make me do things. Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly has never met shredded cheese. “I’m not ordering fries, I’ll just eat some of yours!” -Former friends of mine