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"Who knew shade and proximity could be the secret to midlife bliss? 🏆🚗🌳 #GoldMedalParking"
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- My love life feels like when you finally spot an open space in a full parking lot — and then boom, it’s a motorcycle.
- A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.
- Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.
- That beeping of the parking assistant when you get too close to other cars. I’d like that for people.
- You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
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