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Men call us “gold diggers” when we expect them to pay for a meal. Honey, a gold digger goes after yachts, not a piece of chicken.

May 19, 2026

If barking at nothing was an Olympic sport, my dog would win gold.

May 19, 2026May 19, 2026

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

May 19, 2026

Am simultaneously the family’s black sheep and gold star, and that’s exactly why I’m the way I am.

May 18, 2026

Banks should have a gold bar that you can go in and touch when you feel poor.

Apr 1, 2026

I just saw someone on TikTok say that the reason the world didn’t end in 2012 is because Psy turned the Honmoon gold with Gangnam Style.

Mar 30, 2026

Striking gold in your 40s: finding a close parking spot that’s in the shade on a hot summer day.

Mar 30, 2026

You think you’ve seen gold diggers, until you see a male friend group where only one of them made it.

Mar 29, 2026