I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes.

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Please pray for my husband, he’s struggling to find me.

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My favorite thing to do is nothing.

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If I got possessed demonically, I wouldn’t even notice it. With everything else I’ve got going on.

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Sometimes you choose the GIF-war over your responsibilities.

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Break-up so bad, he blocked me on Pokémon Go.

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Do y’all watch the results come or do you go to bed and wait to see what Democracy Claus left you in the morning?

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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It’s getting very expensive to be alive.

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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.