The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Finally, a solution to my 'oopsie' backlog! 🚀😂 #MistakeUpgrades" Related funny posts 🤝 Whoops, accidentally said I couldn’t make it before they even said the date. Cars should come with a secondary smaller “sorry” horn for when you do something a lil silly by accident. Stretching isn’t enough. I need to be able to disassemble my body like Legos. They should invent a “stay signed in” checkbox that isn’t meaningless. I’ve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, I’ve left it behind me.