I shall have another coffee, for I am sleeping standing. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've unlocked the ninja skill of sleep-standing! βοΈπ΄π§ββοΈ Related Funny Quotes π€ My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. Ah coffee. The sweet balm by which we shall accomplish today’s tasks. Today is one of those days that even my coffee needs a coffee. Coffee and more coffee is a perfect combo. Iβm feeling very anxious. I think this 7th mug of coffee will take the edge off.