Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this? Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When the font is so fancy you're wondering if it's a starter, main course, or dessert! 🍽️🤔🖋️ Related Funny Quotes 🤝 No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap. There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s. Went on a date with a guy who didn’t ask me any questions about myself, so it’s on him when he finds out about my husband. Men will ask you zero questions about yourself, and then say they never met anybody like you. Having a conversation with me is kind of like taking the scenic route.