(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️ Related funny posts 🤝 The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. I don’t remember what I wanted to be when I grew up, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t a broke, stressed-out, over-thinker with no clothes that fit. “Unavailable” is my favorite state to be in. I was born tired, and I will die tired. If I ever tell you I’m not tired, I’m probably lying. Do you ever wish you could just walk away mid-conversation when you’re bored?