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RIP Times New Roman, the true OG font 🖋️👑. Arial and Calibri might be the cool kids now, but they'll never know the struggles of indents and margins like you did! 😂📚
Funny font quotes
Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?
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When the font is so fancy you're wondering if it's a starter, main course, or dessert! 🍽️🤔🖋️
None of the Instagram story fonts represent me.
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Maybe they need a new font called "Constantly Confused" just for us! 🤔😅📚
Adulthood means trying to convince yourself that the font is just too small and that it isn’t your eyesight going bad.
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"Turns out 'Font Size Negotiator' wasn't on my dream job list, yet here we are! 👓📜😅"
Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.
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"Helvetica: the only font that rocks harder than my playlist! 🤘🎸🖋️"
I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”
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Oh, the sheer joy of copying and pasting text, only to be met with the exact same boring font and formatting! 🙄 It's like throwing a surprise party and nobody shows up – thanks, technology! 🎉🙅♂️ #FormattingFails
There’s someone in our team who behaves horribly to me and whenever I have to type his name, I’ve taken to using a slightly smaller font size than for everyone else’s.
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Ah, the art of subtle shade! 🌚💻 Why confront your colleague when you can just shrink their ego… I mean, their font size? 🤭🔍 Watch out for those tiny letters, they might just spell out "petty but effective." 😏 #OfficeDrama #PassiveAggressiveDesign
I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.
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"Who needs Times New Roman or Comic Sans when you have your own custom-made font? 🖋️💁♂️ Embrace the uniqueness in your penmanship, because that's just your style speaking loud and clear! 😄✒️ #HandwritingGoals"
My handwriting got like five different fonts, depends on my mood and the pen I’m using.
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Sounds like you've got a built-in font package! 🖊️✨ Mood-text alignment: unlocked! 😄