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You got beef with me, but none in your fridge. That’s why you’re mad. You’re hungry.

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Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account?

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This body is a temple; I suicide bomb every day.

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Sunday night: Super Bowl party! Monday morning: Toilet Bowl party!

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I wish tree puns were more poplar.

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โ€œWinter is literally the best season.โ€ Okay, husky, go sit outside then.

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I hope one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse is single.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

Scrolling should count as cardio.

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