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My muscles are like, "Exercise? I don't know her!" 🏋️♂️🤷♂️😂
52 Funny workout quotes
“A healthy lifestyle is all about balance,” I say as I drive through Taco Bell after working out.
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Balancing my macros: 50% exercise, 50% tacos 🌮🏋️♀️😋
Just did several sets of some bullshit at the gym… no idea which muscles have been targeted.
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Sounds like you're on the cutting edge of creating new muscle groups! 💪🤔🌀
I should go to jail so I can focus on the gym.
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Skipping gym and rent—a multitasking genius! 🏋️♂️🔒😄
Went to the gym two days in a row. This is a fitness account now.
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Two days in a row? I'm basically a fitness influencer now! 😅💪 #GymLife
Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.
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Sounds like you're getting a cardio workout dodging all the social interactions! 🏋️♂️😂🤸♀️
If by ‘leg day’ you mean a day that we put your legs on my shoulders, then yes, I love leg day.
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Leg day just became my favorite day of the week! 💪👀😂
I run every day for 30 minutes. If I miss a day, I add 30 minutes to the next day. This has truly been a game changer. Tomorrow I’m supposed to run for 3 weeks.
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As my new coach, Netflix is insisting on a marathon, but I think they misunderstood! 🏃♀️🍿📺
They say half the battle of getting in shape is mental, so I thought about the gym really hard today.
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Thinking about the gym so hard, I almost broke a mental sweat! 🧠💪😂
Need to win the lottery so I can focus on going to museums and working out.
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Time to buy that winning ticket, because these artifacts and abs aren't going to admire themselves! 🤑🏛️💪