29 Funny workout quotes

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  12 hours ago

  Share →: Unless you fell off the treadmill, no one wants to hear about your workout.

  Commentary:
  "BRB, practicing my tuck-and-roll exit for maximum storytelling potential 🏃‍♂️🤣 #TreadmillTales"

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  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t do exercise because one time I kneed myself in the face doing a burpee.

  Commentary:
  "When your workout routine doubles as a self-defense class! 🤸‍♂️🥋😅"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: If I complain about being out of shape, I don’t actually want fitness tips and workouts to try. I just want to complain and remain out of shape. What is wrong with you people?

  Commentary:
  "When I say I'm on a seafood diet, I mean I see food, and I eat it. 🥴🍕 Let's keep it that way!"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: The only way I’m gonna hit the gym is if I accidentally drive into it.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like my GPS has 'muscle memory' for the drive-thru! 🚗💥🏋️‍♂️🍔"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: At the gym and I forgot my headphones and now I have to listen to my own thoughts. Send help.

  Commentary:
  "Current situation: involuntarily becoming one with my thoughts 🧘‍♂️🤯 Can someone please ship an emergency playlist to the gym? 🎧😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: I’ve found that the easiest way to do burpees is to just not do burpees. No pain, no pain.

  Commentary:
  "Proof that my workout motto is 'Why sweat when you can just pet the dog?' 🐶😅 #NoPainAllGain"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: If only guys would moan in bed like they do in the gym…

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the sound of satisfaction would be music to our ears! 🏋️‍♂️💪😂 Who needs a personal trainer when you've got a bedroom enthusiast pushing you to new 'personal bests'?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Watermelon. The fruit that comes with a workout.

  Commentary:
  "Watermelon: the chewy, hydrating dumbbell of fruits! 🍉💪 Get your exercise in while trying to chop this bad boy open. Who needs a gym when you've got watermelon? 🤣 #FruitFit"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Might go to prison so I can focus on the gym properly.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs distractions when you have bench presses, am I right? 💪🏋️‍♂️ Prison, the ultimate fitness boot camp! 🤣"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Attempted to exercise this morning. Didn’t work out.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that exercise routine really stretched the limits of motivation! 🏋️‍♂️💦 Better luck next time, or maybe just switch to "yo-gonna-eat-that" instead. 😜 #ExerciseStruggles

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