I’m not just a pretty face, I’m also a massive disappointment to my family.

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Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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Yeah, bro, she’s probably just not using her phone right now, for the first time ever in her whole life.

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I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

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No, babe, I love your prefrontal cortex. The fully developed ones scare me.

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Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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Dearest, I beg of you, sleep properly and go for walks.

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Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

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My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking that I’d have to do.

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I’m at the age where using the wrong pillow makes you feel like you broke your neck.

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You know that moment when you get up in the morning, you’re full of energy and you can’t wait to get to work? Me neither!