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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Not now, I’m busy doing tax crimes on my abacus.

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I am simply too intelligent to be happy.

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If I were lost and all I had was a compass, I would still be lost.

Someone from 🇲🇽 has downloaded:

Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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Having a sore throat as a giraffe must really suck.

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Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

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I may forget what I opened the fridge for but I remember every time anyone has ever wronged me.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.