Commentary:
When salad starts lifting weights and asking for a spotter, you know things have gone too far! 🥗💪😂
Funny protein quotes
Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.
Commentary:
Sounds like the yogurt went to the gym but forgot to shower afterwards! 💪🤢
No, I didn’t eat enough protein today, but I did think of you with enough intensity to generate new muscle tissue in my heart.
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Commentary:
"Who needs protein shakes when I've got you giving my heart a workout? 💪❤️😂"
I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.
Commentary:
“Apparently, the makers of protein powder missed out on the chocolate memo 🍫😆 Maybe they need a crash course in cocoa goodness before hitting the gym! 💪 #ChocoholicsAnonymous”
Fun Fact or Trivia:
Did you know that the flavor of chocolate protein powder was actually created in the 1950s by a chemist named Irwin H. Stone? 🍫💪 #ChocolateProteinPowderFact
Jan 1st: Avocado on whole grain toast with a protein shake. Jan 20th: Syrup comes from a tree so technically it’s a vegetable.
Commentary:
"From 'I'm starting the year healthy and strong!' to 'Syrup = Vegetable logic level: expert' in just 20 days 🥑🍁🥞 #NewYearResolutionsGoneWild"
When planning dinner, remember that ice-cream has both calcium and protein.
Commentary:
"Who needs a fancy meal when you can just have ice-cream and call it a balanced diet? 🍦💪 Just remember, a scoop of ice-cream a day keeps the doctor away… or maybe not, but it sure keeps your spirits lifted! 😄🍨"
Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.
Commentary:
Guess I'm lead-ing my way to gains with an extra sprinkle of mystery minerals 😅🔍💪
Do you think protein wants to be in all these things?
Commentary:
I bet protein's having an identity crisis at this point 😂🥚🍗🍩