I want to text this person, but I need to have shame and self-respect.

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I’m not saving daylight. I’m the one that needs saving.

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My dental plan is, “I guess I’ll just chew on this side of my mouth from now on.”

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One of the top features of squirrels, for me, has got to be that squirreliness.

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Why hasn’t Lululemon created a bra-line named Lulumelons?

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I quit boxing the moment I realized my opponent was allowed to punch me in the face, too.

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Our parents used to drop us off at school with no water bottle, no phone and no snacks, yet somehow we survived.

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I figured out how they built the pyramids. No internet.