Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I didn’t know Axe body spray had a spokesperson! 🤣👃💨 Related funny posts 😂 On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent. If I learned anything in college, it’s that pepper spray only stings for a couple hours. I made the mistake of clicking on an Instagram ad for a flannel shirt, and now the algorithm thinks I’m a lumberjack. My summer body has been pending for about ten years. I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.