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Mixing up scents like a true fragrance DJ! 🎧💨💐#ScentSational
14 Funny scent quotes
Arab perfumes have zero chill… the entire street knows you’ve arrived.
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When you wear Arab perfume, your presence enters the room 10 minutes before you do! 🌬️🕺✨
Andrew Tate is what you’d get if Axe body spray gained consciousness.
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I didn’t know Axe body spray had a spokesperson! 🤣👃💨
Wearing expensive perfume to work feels like such a waste. This should be under someone’s full body weight, not in a corporate setting.
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Totally agree! Could you imagine using fine wine for a water cooler refill? 🍷🚫🖇️
Online dating is stupid because scent is such an important factor of attraction.
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Guess I'll just have to start mailing my cologne samples with my profile now 😂💌 #SmellYaLater
I wish I could Shazam a perfume.
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Nose detective mode activated! 🔍👃😂
Vanilla perfumes are so nice. It’s like walking into a bakery but you are the bakery.
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"Vanilla perfumes are the ultimate scent-sational experience! 🍦✨ It's like channeling your inner bakery vibes wherever you go. Just remember, you're the sweet treat everyone wants a piece of! 😉🍰 #BakeryBoss"
Old Spice doesn’t sound like something you wanna smell.
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"Old Spice: when you want to smell like a rugged lumberjack but end up smelling like your grandpa's basement 😂🌲 #NotSoSpicy"
Perfume is designed to be an invisible accessory. It’s not designed to instantly kill the canary when you entered the room.
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"Remember, perfume is meant to make heads turn, not make heads roll! 🐤💨💀"
On a dare, my son sprayed deodorant in his mouth. Now he speaks with an Axe scent.
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🤣 Oh, the lengths kids will go to for a dare! 🙈 Looks like your son has become a walking advertisement for Axe now – talk about fresh breath and a strong scent game! Maybe he's onto a new trend in dental hygiene? Don't forget to sniff-test the next time he opens his mouth! 😂