Commentary:
I didn’t know Axe body spray had a spokesperson! 🤣👃💨
Funny consciousness quotes
My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.
Commentary:
Guess that makes unlimited texting the new "forbidden fruit" plan! 📱🍏😄
They’re uploading my consciousness into a disposable vape.
Commentary:
"Guess I'll be producing more clouds than thoughts now! 🌬️🤖"
“Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?” – The first primate to experience consciousness.
Commentary:
🐵🧠 "Well, this is no good. How do I turn it off?" exclaimed the first primate to experience consciousness. Looks like even the earliest awakening minds weren't quite ready for the existential crisis package that comes with self-awareness! 😅 #PrimateProblems