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I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

Humorous quote about wealth: buying a new house to avoid killing spiders.

Commentary:
"Who needs bug spray when you can just buy a new property for your eight-legged guest? 🏡🕷️💸 Talk about luxury living for spiders! #ExtravagantArachnidHost"


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