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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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Sometimes the whole point of going out is to then really savor coming back home.

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I hope my email finds you enraged.

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Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time.

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Growing your own tomatoes really is the best way to devote 3 months of your life to saving $2.17.

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I’m a “I have an appointment later, so I can’t do anything else for the rest of the day” kind of person.

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One of my biggest fears during a zombie apocalypse is having to sleep without a fan.

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I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking.

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This time last night, there was a spider so big in my bathroom it put me under a glass on a postcard and carried me out.

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There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.