Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday. Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh no, now I'm obligated to wish them a happy birthday and pretend I didn't just forget… ππ π Related Funny Posts π€ I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together. I’m so old, I still keep special moments in my heart and not in my Insta story. So deep in her Instagram story, I accidentally liked an ad for a Toyota. I love replying “Need him” when someone posts their boyfriend on their Instagram story. Twitter is the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes,” and somebody will say, “So you hate waffles?”