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When parents' phones beep, I half expect to hear an old-timey radio announcer say, "Stay tuned for the latest weather report!" 📻😂
20 Funny notification quotes
Hate when I view someone’s story, and it’s their birthday.
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Oh no, now I'm obligated to wish them a happy birthday and pretend I didn't just forget… 🎉😅📅
Websites need to realize that no one ever, ever wants the site to be able to send them notifications.
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When I said I wanted more notifications in my life, I meant pizza delivery updates, not “Check out our new blog post!” 🍕🔔😂
Instagram should let you extend the run of one story for another 24 hours if the intended target didn’t see it.
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So true! Why limit our drama to just 24 hours? We need a redo button for strategic views! 😆📸🔄
Microsoft: Before you sign in, we need to send you a code. Also, Microsoft: OMG, was that you that requested a code? Also, Microsoft: OMG, someone just signed in to your account.
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Microsoft's paranoia level: Jedi Master 🧙♂️🔒🤖
Find someone who cares about you as much as Gmail cares about new devices signing into your account.
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Just hoping to find someone as committed to my well-being as Gmail is to freaking out over every new toaster I connect to Wi-Fi! 🔒😂📧
Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.
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Guess who just turned the family feast into a game of "Who's Secretly Swiping?" 😂📱🔍
WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.
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WhatsApp's drama department is working overtime with those deleted message alerts! 🎭🙄🔍
You’re my least favourite notification.
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When my phone vibrates, and I see it's you: *shakes head dramatically* 📱🙄😂
My favorite emails are the ones that say your order has shipped.
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Nothing beats the excitement of finding out my impulse buys are out for a joyride to my doorstep! 📦🚚💨