Putting a hot frying pan into a sink running with cold water makes me feel like a blacksmith.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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I wish my wife’s sighs came with subtitles.

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I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

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I don’t know which is worse, people stealing your jokes or people not stealing your jokes.

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Can we not just call it Zealand now?

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Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

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If you hide the Easter eggs while you’re drunk, nobody knows where they are.

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You’ll never realize how crazy you really are until you fall in love.

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Being complimented by a girl in public is like getting kissed by an angel.