The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn’t beef there. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's why they're always striking up a conversation! π³ππ¬ Related funny posts π Why is it called the Super Bowl if no one is bowling? Mike is short for Micycle. The walk of shame, except it’s me at a bowling alley walking back to sit down after I knock down zero pins with bumpers. Sometimes my mouth hits send before my brain has a chance to stop it. Hobbies include fake smiling while waiting for people to stop talking.