My soulmate is chocolate cake. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finding true love one slice at a time! 🍰❤️😋 Related funny posts 😂 I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. She was my chai, I was her cake rusk. I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. I’ve done the math and I regret to inform you I’m your soulmate. Listen to the birds, not the news.