You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why stop there? I'd love a fast forward button too! 😂⏩🔊 Related funny posts 🤝 At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future. Even in my early 20’s, I was diagnosed with late stage 40’s. Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you. Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday. Can I just skip to the part in my life where I’m rich and happily in love?