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Finding true love one slice at a time! 🍰❤️😋
35 Funny dessert quotes
When you split a dessert, the waiter should bring two forks and one of those chess clocks you smack to let the other person know it’s their turn.
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Counting calories and seconds! 🍰⏱️ Is it my turn yet? 🤔
“The heart wants what the heart wants,” I whisper as I slowly walk up to the dessert table.
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When your heart says "carrot sticks," but your soul screams "chocolate cake!" 🍰❤️😅
Life sucks. One day you have tiramisu, and then most other days you don’t. I hate that.
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Tiramisu should be a daily requirement in life's food pyramid! 🍰🤔 Why is the universe so stingy with the good stuff? 😂
They say sugar can’t fix your problems. Yeah, well, neither can broccoli. At least cake puts in the effort.
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Cake for president, because if we're going to ignore our problems, we might as well do it deliciously! 🍰😄
Is ice cream for dinner a thing, because ice cream for dinner should be be a thing.
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Ice cream for dinner? Sign me up! Who needs adulting when you can have sprinkles for supper! 🍦😋🎉
How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?
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I believe the only way to stop is if the ice cream witnesses protection program moves it to a new container 😂🍦🚫
Everybody in the world, stop fighting or no dessert.
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World peace through cookies! 🍪✌️🍰
It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.
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"Cake: the ultimate insomnia fuel… and reason #1 my fridge has trust issues! 🍰😴🤣"
I am on a diet where you just speak Italian: “Pasta,” “Pizza,” and “I’m leaving Rooma for dessert.”
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"When in Rome…or whenever you want to carb-load in style! 🍝🍕🇮🇹 #TravelByStomach"