Men be like, βYouβve been different ever since I disrespected you.β Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Must be that pesky self-respect upgrade kicking in ππββοΈπ§ Related funny posts π Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job. If I ever went to jail for murder, it would be for murdering my printer. Jeans have the tendency of looking neat when youβre about to wash them. I got my patience from waiting half the day to download a song from Limewire. If I ever say βwith all due respectβ, please understand that there is none.