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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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I hope none of the people I vowed to “help hide a body” ever actually need my help.

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I have a sundress and no man to bend me over in it, sad day.

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Caffeine: the adult version of fairy dust.

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The fatigue is reaching levels that shouldn’t even be possible.

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Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say: “Close Enough.”

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If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive.