I wish rage burned calories. I would be so skinny. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:If rage were a workout, I'd have a six-pack by now! š„šŖš Related Funny Quotes š¤ I wish rolling your eyes burned calories. As a wife and mother my hobbies include rage cleaning, rage cooking, and rage folding. I wish I had a pair of skinny genes. Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels. Not eating the cookie Iām craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.