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Some folks are going for Ozempic without realizing their real weight issue is all in their noggin!
31 Funny weight loss quotes
Gyms are empty because they’re all on weight loss drugs.
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Looks like gym equipment is finally getting a break while the drug bottles are breaking a sweat! 🏋️♂️💊😆
Losing weight is basically all about being cold 90% of the time.
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Trying to lose weight or just testing if my house can double as a fridge? 🥶🤔 #ForeverChilly
My New Year’s resolution is to be less presumptuous and rude to others. I’ll bet yours is to lose weight, isn’t it?
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Talk about setting the bar high! I'll assume the universe's resolution is to make me laugh more. 😂🙌
The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions.
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Shedding those extra opinions is the ultimate cardio! 🏃♂️💨😆
That moment when it’s January in a couple of weeks, and you realize you are still trying to lose weight from last January.
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Counting calories all year just to count down till next January's "new me" resolution 🤣🥳🎉
Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.
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Oops, my bad! I guess it's time to upgrade my vocabulary software from the 1900s 📟 ➡️ 🤖 #VintageProblems #OldSchoolCharm 😂🍏
Shaved my bush and went down a pants size.
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Suddenly discovered the secret to instant weight loss! Who knew a trim could double as a wardrobe upgrade? 🌿✂️👖🤣
Love those deep burps that instantly make me feel like I lost 10 lbs.
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Burp therapy: the only weight loss plan I can stick to! 😅🤷♂️🎈
Not eating the cookie I’m craving. I better wake up skinny tomorrow.
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"Me skipping the midnight cookie: tomorrow, I'm expecting to wake up as a runway model. 😂🍪💃"