I wish rolling your eyes burned calories. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"With the amount of eye rolls I do daily, I'd be a fitness icon by now! ππͺπ" Related funny posts π€ Out of all my body parts, I’m sure my eyes are in the best shape. I do at least 463 eye rolls a day. Behind every great tweet is a person rolling their eyes. How many calories does an audible sigh burn? Because I donβt think my Apple Watch is giving me credit for them. Finally my winter fat has gone. I now have spring rolls. My favorite part of Spring is its rolls.