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I wish rolling your eyes burned calories.

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"With the amount of eye rolls I do daily, I'd be a fitness icon by now! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged burning, calorie, calorie burning, eye, eye rolling, eyes, fitness, fitness joke, humor, i, joke, rolling, sarcastic, sarcastic humor, wish on May 26, 2026 by slickboy.

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