Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice. Posted on7 days ago7 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene š š³šļø Related Funny Quotes 𤠓Communism sounds good in theory, but doesn’t work in practice.” Capitalism doesn’t even sound good in theory. I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts. I support Bluesky in theory, but in practice, it’s like a JRPG with no bad guys. My two moods are eating a breakfast sandwich or wishing I was eating a breakfast sandwich. Whenever Iām not eating a breakfast sandwich I wish I was eating a breakfast sandwich.