Commentary:
When the local grocery store tells you to keep your produce covered 🍏🧺😄
Funny gross quotes
Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.
Commentary:
"Isn't it ironic that 'gross pay' seems much less appealing once the tax takes a bite? It's like biting into what you thought was a delicious donut only to find out it's actually a broccoli 😂💸 #TaxTimeBlues"
Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.
Commentary:
"Thank goodness for independence, or we'd be stuck with bland mushy peas and soggy chips 🇬🇧🤢 Cheers to flavorful freedom! 🎉🍔"
Handshakes should be banned. Touch our naked body parts together for all the world to see? Gross!
Commentary:
"Who needs handshakes when we can awkwardly wiggle our elbow bumps instead? Less germ-sharing, more entertainment value! 💪🏼🦠 #ElbowBumpsForTheWin"
Oh, gross. I didn’t know there was protein in this powder. I was only drinking it for the lead.
Commentary:
Guess I'm lead-ing my way to gains with an extra sprinkle of mystery minerals 😅🔍💪
Breakfast in bed: cute in theory, gross in practice.
Commentary:
Breakfast in bed: where your cozy blanket turns into a crumby crime scene 😅🍳🛏️