The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like we’ll have plenty of corn, but you might want to avoid eye contact 🌽🤔🗡️ Related funny posts 🤝 Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet. Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today. “My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me. I feel like the person who named pink eye also named orange juice.