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The next man who speaks to me will be sacrificed to the gods for a bountiful harvest.

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Looks like we’ll have plenty of corn, but you might want to avoid eye contact 🌽🤔🗡️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged God, gods, harvest, humor, man, me, next, sacrifice, speak, superstition, threat on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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