I like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts. Posted on3 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI like to describe the difference between theory and practice with shopping lists and receipts. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 People need to understand the difference between want and need. Like, I want abs, but I need chocolate. One big difference between men and women is that if a woman says “Smell this,” it usually smells nice. Dear brain, please finally learn the difference between hunger and boredom. I’m getting fat. The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee. The difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body is that I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.