Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?” Posted on9 hours ago9 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oops, guess I'd better cross "petty revenge" off my resume's skills section! 🤨😅 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Apparently “Spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?” “Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview. They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”. Interpretive dance is the best way to answer stupid questions. If you give me a serious answer to a silly question, I’m giving you a wedgie.