14 funny apparently quotes - Wordgag

Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

May 25, 2026

Apparently, I’m not even going through a lot; I just need money.

May 19, 2026

Apparently, “spite” is not an appropriate answer to “What motivates you?”

May 19, 2026

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

May 19, 2026

Apparently, the job interviewer doesn’t like it when your biggest weakness is beautiful Latinas.

Apr 1, 2026

So apparently problems don’t go away if you ignore them.

Mar 31, 2026

Apparently, if you leave your Tupperware cupboard unorganized for too long, they procreate, and extra lids appear out of nowhere.

Mar 31, 2026

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Mar 30, 2026

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Mar 30, 2026

Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

Mar 30, 2026

My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

Mar 30, 2026

Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

Mar 30, 2026

There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

Mar 30, 2026

Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

Mar 30, 2026