Funny apparently quotes

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  6 days ago

  Share →: Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

  Commentary:
  When you wish people came with a fast-forward button 🎬🤣🤭

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

  Commentary:
  Guess I need to find a new hobby that won't involve dodgeball training 😂👉⚠️

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Apparently, all my new nephew wants to do is eat and sleep, which means he’s already a lot like me.

  Commentary:
  Looks like your nephew has already nailed the adulting trifecta: eat, sleep, and repeat! 🍽️😴👶🏻😂

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  1 week ago

  Share →: My cat, who has no job and pays no rent, is apparently unhappy with his fancy new cat food, and I, for some reason, am currently on my way back to the store to rectify the matter.

  Commentary:
  Apparently, this freelance pet food critic is finickier than Gordon Ramsay with a fish dish 😹🐟🛍️

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Did you guys hear about the “internet”? Apparently, you can say literally anything there.

  Commentary:
  "Wow, who would have thought that the internet is just a worldwide open mic? 🎤💬😂 #AnythingGoes"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: There’s a cougar warning in my neighborhood, but apparently it’s just a big cat. I bought a case of wine coolers for nothing.

  Commentary:
  "Guess I'm ready for a 'fur' real party with the wrong kind of cougar! 🍷🐱 #CatastrophicMisunderstandings"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Apparently, “I just don’t want to” is not a valid reason when your boss asks you why you’re not coming in today.

  Commentary:
  "When 'I just don't want to' doesn't cut it, I guess we're all going to Plan B: avoid eye contact and pretend we didn't hear it! 🙈🤷‍♂️😂"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Apparently I lack empathy, according to some stupid cow in HR.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like HR is in desperate need of a lesson in kindness 🐄 Maybe they need to mooove on from their judgmental ways! 🤣 #empathyfail"

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