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Clever and humorous text about needing an exorcist rather than therapy.

You don’t need a therapist, you need an exorcist.

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When your problems start floating above your bed, it’s time to call a different kind of doctor! 👻🛏️🔮

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged exorcist, health, humor, joke, mental, mental health, need, therapist on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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