I was gonna kiss you under the blood moon eclipse, but whatever, bro. Posted on3 weeks ago3 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary: Trying to feel lunar love but ended up in the friend zone instead 😅🌕💔 Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just think we should kiss. And kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss and kiss. But that’s just me. Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah? I was gonna brush up against you like a cat, but whatever, bro. Girls be like, “I know a spot,” then sacrifice you under the full moon. Blaming the full moon for whatever unhinged decision I make tonight.