My parents didn’t raise me to order something expensive when someone else is paying. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:So, Iโll have the water with a side of air, please! ๐ง๐จ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay? Imagine hating me and Iโm just over here doing an epic air-drum solo to โIn The Air Tonightโ. Iโm not religious, but if someone is turning water into wine, letโs take a second look. I travel like I’m rich, then eat like I’m broke. Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.