Wanna perform obscene blood rituals under the full moon, or nah? Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Just your typical Friday night plans, right? ๐๐ฎ๐ฉธ Related funny posts ๐ค Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday. Girls will be like โitโs fineโ then start drawing a pentagram in blood on their floorboards. Friends with no kids are like: Want to go to New Zealand this Friday? Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back. Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.