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Deleting my Call of Duty account so the army can’t see my potential, and I don’t get drafted.

Posted onMar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

Commentary:
If hiding from the draft were a sport, I'd have a gold medal by now.

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