Deleting my Call of Duty account so the army can’t see my potential, and I don’t get drafted. Posted onMar 7, 2026Mar 7, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes Commentary:If hiding from the draft were a sport, I'd have a gold medal by now. Related funny posts 😂 I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions. I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”. I’m not being smart, I’m just a skilled trained professional in pointing out the obvious. Being quiet in a room full of loud people is my favorite sport. How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?