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My acting reel includes clips of me “listening” during Zoom meetings.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I’m gonna put “CEO of Blockbuster Video” on my resume because who are they gonna call to confirm?

Posted onMay 22, 2026

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have never seen a single “when animals attack” video that I wasn’t rooting for the animal.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Gen Z will be like “OMG new life hack!” and then it’s a video of them adjusting the toaster dial.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The class: “You want us to do what?” Super Mario: “Jump around, catch and eat the giant mushroom, bang your head against the crates and, if necessary, crush all the critters. It’sa easy!”

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I hope the world needs to be saved from the apocalypse with video game skills so my teen’s entire life won’t have been a complete waste.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I hate that Al has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online. I don’t even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in Paris.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

You think you’re cool and then you see a video of yourself running.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I do believe TikTok saves the funniest videos for late at night. There’s no way.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Being able to tolerate the sound of your own voice in a video is probably the highest form of self-acceptance.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I can’t believe we live in the timeline where we invented a technology to make it so we can never trust a photo or video again.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Seeing yourself on a FaceTime screenshot really humbles you.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

I feel like Mario has more raw prowess, but Luigi is probably the more sensual lover.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Have you ever been in the car with someone who drives like we got extra lives?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Deleting my Call of Duty account so the army can’t see my potential, and I don’t get drafted.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

Posted onMay 18, 2026

Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

Posted onMay 6, 2026

I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

British people be like “YouChube.”

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

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