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You’ll be having the worst time of your life, and someone will video call you.

Posted onMay 30, 2026May 30, 2026

You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

You guys ever play a game for hours straight? You start hallucinating the sounds.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Seems like the ‘how to use a fire extinguisher’ video on YouTube shouldn’t have a 30-second ad before it.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Not sure what’s longer: a microwave minute or watching a video while someone else is holding the phone, insisting it’s hilarious.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Nudes are outdated. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

We use our phones to watch videos that remind us of what life was like before we had phones.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Smoking weed and watching music videos as the hangout is a lost art.

Posted onMay 30, 2026

Deleting my Call of Duty account so the army can’t see my potential, and I don’t get drafted.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Deleted all my dating apps. I’m ready to find the love of my life in World of Warcraft.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Excited for my husband to get back from his trip, so I can sit him down for a little presentation of all the internet videos I saved for him to watch.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I miss when YouTubers would just record for, like, 20 minutes, and upload the whole thing completely unedited.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

British people be like “YouChube.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Long shower. Fresh sheets. Hair braided. Lights off. Candle glowing. Room smells incredible. Airplane crash videos on.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Masturbation is easy, but choosing a video is hard.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Crazy to think the average Zoomer male just works, watches porn, and plays video games. That’s it. That’s their whole life.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I hate being a wage slave. I want to be a streamer that does nothing but react to videos all day, and then complain about how hard my life is.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Bro, you will never rewatch that 7-minute video you took of fireworks. Just live in the moment.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If three ghosts visited me on Christmas, I’d make them play Mario Party with me.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Prime Video will find the movie you were looking for and then say, “Oops, you gotta pay for it.”

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The elder Zoomer speaks of the Wii with reverence.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Once this pandemic ends, I’m legit quitting video games and getting a girlfriend for real.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

God, is there anything worse than when someone wants to show you a video?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Is it just my dad, or do all fathers watch videos on their phones with the volume full blast, with no concern for anyone else in the house?

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Shoutout to video games, man. I love having a reason to live.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I think every app should, by law, let you deactivate all of its short-form video content.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If I had a tiny girlfriend, I would love to throw her across gaps so she can pull levers and open doors that get me to her part of the level.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

Sometimes I’ll pause a YouTube video to scroll on reels. I’m not sure if I’ll ever be able to be loved genuinely.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

If life was a video game, right now would be the time where I randomly press buttons because I don’t know what to do.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Best thing about TikTok is you literally don’t need to follow anyone to have a good time.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentaryβ€” all of it.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

β€œStop recording everything and just enjoy the moment” is asking me for videos from last night.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Nephew showed me his toys on FaceTime, and I had no toys to show him back. Humiliating.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

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